Friday, July 13, 2012

Someday I Will Find You


by guest blogger Jana

Wanted: knitting bag. Perfect specimens only need apply (see requirements below).

1.            Stand up by yourself – have some backbone!
2.            Widebodies only. No skinny shanks bags for me. But not pear-shaped – definitely NOT bigger on the bottom than the top.
3.            Your straps must fall automatically to the outside, not toward the inside of the bag. Don’t be so clingy.
4.            Light-colored linings only. I don’t need anyone with deep dark secrets.
5.            Multiple pockets, at least one of which is big enough for a pattern or magazine. You need to be able to carry whatever baggage I have.
6.            But the pockets can’t be so deep I have to root around in them to find things. See #4 above.
7.            Separate compartments to hold non-knitting stuff (wallet/keys/lipgloss/phone/snacks). Please respect my boundaries.
8.            Able to pass for a real purse. I want to able to take you anywhere, so please don’t embarrass me.

I know you’re out there.

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